Greetings from the deadest border town EVER.  I'm stuck in a Holiday Inn in Harlingen Texas.  What's there to do here?  Not a fucking thing.  I'm so bored I don't even want to drink any of the tequila

As you can tell, my high falutin' plans of the post-o-rama have fallen by the wayside.  Yes, I am still alive.  Yes, in fact, I am prospering like the aging stripper who'll give you a little handy und